(the sea in a shell)

unavoidably detained by the world

strangelyobsessedwithstuff:

vialsofbrightforgettingpowders:

ALRIGHT MOTHERFUCKERS, TIME FOR SOME LEARNIN SO SIT OUR BITCH ASS DOWN AND GET OUT OUR NOTEPAD
THIS SHIT RIGHT HERE IS SUGAR SCRUB. YEAH I KNOW YOUVE SEEN IT BEFORE BUT YOU DONT KNOW WHAT I KNOW AND THAT WHEN YOU USE IT WITH ONE OF THESE FUCKERS

YOU WILL GET LEGS AND ARMS AND ANY OTHER SHIT YOU WANT THAT IS SO SOFT YOU WILL BE SHOVING IT IN THE FACE OF EVERYONE YOU KNOW AND ASKING THEM TO COMPARE IT TO THE TENDER PINK FLESH OF A NEWBORN
SO GET YOURSELF SOME FUCKING WHITE SUGAR AND SOME CHEAP ASS OIL LIKE CANOLA OR SOME SHIT AND MIX THAT SHIT WITH TWO PARTS SUGAR AND ONE PART OIL( THAT MEANS TWICE AS MUCH SUGAR AS OIL BITCHES I USUALLY USE ONE CUP OF SUGAR AND DO SOME FUCKING MATH TO FIGURE OUT HOW MUCH OIL THAT IS) DROP A FEW DROPS OF VANILLA ESSENCE OR MAYBE SOME FUCKING LAVENDER OIL WHATEVER YOU WANNA SMELL LIKE. MIX IT UP REALLY GOOD MMMM SMELLS LIKE CAKE BATTER FUCK YEAH.

NOW GET YOURSELF GOOD AND NAKED. REAL NAKED. PAMPER YOUR GODDESS-LIKE ASS WITH A BUBBLE BATH. TAKE ONE OF THOSE RAZORS YOU GOT AND SHAVE WHATEVER YOU LIKE TO SHAVE LEGS ARMS VAJAYJAY PITS I DONT FUCKING CARE.
NOW GET OUT OF THAT GROSS HAIRY DIRT WATER AND SIT ON THE EDGE OF THAT THERE BATHTUB. TAKE A HANDFUL OF THAT SWEET GOOP AND RUB IT ALL OVER THAT SKIN OF YOURS(just dont use this stuff on or near your lady bits i put this in lower case because it is really important your love cavern does not like sugar uh uh no way its diabetic) RUB RUB RUB KEEP RUBBIN YEAH YOUR HANDS STARTING TO FEEL WEIRD GOOD BECAUSE ITS WORKING

NOW TAKE THAT CHEAP-ASS DISPOSABLE RAZOR YOU HAVE AND SHAVE OFF THAT NASTY-ASS DEAD SKIN EWW ITS SO GROSS NO ITS NOT ITS YOUR OWN SKIN BUT ITS ALL GREY. RINSE OF THAT OILY STUFF BECAUSE YOUR SKIN AINT NO SLIP-N-SLIDE

GOOD NOW FEEL YOUR NEWFOUND SOFT SKIN THAT WAS ONCE BURIED UNDER LAYERS OF DEAD FLAKES OF YOUR PAST SELF YOUR WELCOME MOTHERFUCKERS CLASS DISMISSED

IVE BEEN LOOKING FOR THIS POST FOR AGES

strangelyobsessedwithstuff:

vialsofbrightforgettingpowders:

ALRIGHT MOTHERFUCKERS, TIME FOR SOME LEARNIN SO SIT OUR BITCH ASS DOWN AND GET OUT OUR NOTEPAD

THIS SHIT RIGHT HERE IS SUGAR SCRUB. YEAH I KNOW YOUVE SEEN IT BEFORE BUT YOU DONT KNOW WHAT I KNOW AND THAT WHEN YOU USE IT WITH ONE OF THESE FUCKERS

YOU WILL GET LEGS AND ARMS AND ANY OTHER SHIT YOU WANT THAT IS SO SOFT YOU WILL BE SHOVING IT IN THE FACE OF EVERYONE YOU KNOW AND ASKING THEM TO COMPARE IT TO THE TENDER PINK FLESH OF A NEWBORN

SO GET YOURSELF SOME FUCKING WHITE SUGAR AND SOME CHEAP ASS OIL LIKE CANOLA OR SOME SHIT AND MIX THAT SHIT WITH TWO PARTS SUGAR AND ONE PART OIL( THAT MEANS TWICE AS MUCH SUGAR AS OIL BITCHES I USUALLY USE ONE CUP OF SUGAR AND DO SOME FUCKING MATH TO FIGURE OUT HOW MUCH OIL THAT IS) DROP A FEW DROPS OF VANILLA ESSENCE OR MAYBE SOME FUCKING LAVENDER OIL WHATEVER YOU WANNA SMELL LIKE. MIX IT UP REALLY GOOD MMMM SMELLS LIKE CAKE BATTER FUCK YEAH.

NOW GET YOURSELF GOOD AND NAKED. REAL NAKED. PAMPER YOUR GODDESS-LIKE ASS WITH A BUBBLE BATH. TAKE ONE OF THOSE RAZORS YOU GOT AND SHAVE WHATEVER YOU LIKE TO SHAVE LEGS ARMS VAJAYJAY PITS I DONT FUCKING CARE.

NOW GET OUT OF THAT GROSS HAIRY DIRT WATER AND SIT ON THE EDGE OF THAT THERE BATHTUB. TAKE A HANDFUL OF THAT SWEET GOOP AND RUB IT ALL OVER THAT SKIN OF YOURS(just dont use this stuff on or near your lady bits i put this in lower case because it is really important your love cavern does not like sugar uh uh no way its diabetic) RUB RUB RUB KEEP RUBBIN YEAH YOUR HANDS STARTING TO FEEL WEIRD GOOD BECAUSE ITS WORKING

NOW TAKE THAT CHEAP-ASS DISPOSABLE RAZOR YOU HAVE AND SHAVE OFF THAT NASTY-ASS DEAD SKIN EWW ITS SO GROSS NO ITS NOT ITS YOUR OWN SKIN BUT ITS ALL GREY. RINSE OF THAT OILY STUFF BECAUSE YOUR SKIN AINT NO SLIP-N-SLIDE

GOOD NOW FEEL YOUR NEWFOUND SOFT SKIN THAT WAS ONCE BURIED UNDER LAYERS OF DEAD FLAKES OF YOUR PAST SELF YOUR WELCOME MOTHERFUCKERS CLASS DISMISSED

IVE BEEN LOOKING FOR THIS POST FOR AGES

(Source: sliceofbri, via abeautifuldaytobegay)

cosmosonic:

Women use compact mirrors in packed crowd to catch sight of the queen in London, June 1966.


"Women aren’t clever"BYE

cosmosonic:

Women use compact mirrors in packed crowd to catch sight of the queen in London, June 1966.

"Women aren’t clever"

BYE

(via sarkasticwatcher)

assassinslover:

osamah:

i like girls who look like they kill people for a living

image

(via zombie-jes)

mcvienicks:

bad girls do it well → a compilation of songs that awaken your inner sarah manning

01. bad girls - mia | 02. london calling - the clash | 03. edge of seventeen - stevie nicks| 04. supermassive black hole - muse | 05. zydrate anatomy - repo! the genetic opera | 06. i’m sick of you - iggy pop | 07. rock the casbah - the clash | 08. holiday in cambodia - the dead kennedys | 09. with you in my head - unkle | 10. rock and roll [live] - stevie nicks | 11. god save the queen - sex pistols | 12. blitzkrieg bop - the ramones | 13. search and destory - the stooges | 14. anarchy in the uk - sex pistols

{LISTEN}

mcvienicks:

bad girls do it well → a compilation of songs that awaken your inner sarah manning

01. bad girls - mia 02. london calling - the clash 03. edge of seventeen - stevie nicks04. supermassive black hole - muse 05. zydrate anatomy - repo! the genetic opera 06. i’m sick of you - iggy pop 07. rock the casbah - the clash 08. holiday in cambodia - the dead kennedys 09. with you in my head - unkle 10. rock and roll [live] - stevie nicks 11. god save the queen - sex pistols 12. blitzkrieg bop - the ramones 13. search and destory - the stooges 14. anarchy in the uk - sex pistols

{LISTEN}

(via obvi-civilrights-are-bitchin)

baptisms:

dog for governordog for senatordog for presidenti demand more dogs in politics

baptisms:

dog for governor
dog for senator
dog for president
i demand more dogs in politics

(Source: doingitforthevine, via buffalotennders)

merrycanary:

aryaxgendry:

 Arya Stark | Ep2.05 “The Ghost of Harrenhal”

you could hear that girl going through puberty right there

(via sarkasticwatcher)

oknope:

i followed my heart and it led me into the fridge

(via sarkasticwatcher)

justplainsomething:

totaleclipseofthedick:

I love the bond that forms between students in an awful class

http://25.media.tumblr.com/cc30e79c49bd2ceeb8f4678f24338e12/tumblr_mvlmt4OOZr1robby5o1_500.jpg

(via sarkasticwatcher)

“It is the mark of an educated mind to be able to entertain a thought without accepting it.”

—   Aristotle

(Source: narabean)

i am drowning

there is no sign of land

you are coming down with me

hand in unlovable hand

enochiangallifreyeanelvish:

flowercrownimpala:

i wonder if actors ever get their scripts and are like

well this is fucking stupid

[Robert Pattison screaming in the distance]

(via sarkasticwatcher)

ohlittlewolf:

I don’t care if I’ve reblogged this 5 times I’m going to reblog it 8 more times.

ohlittlewolf:

I don’t care if I’ve reblogged this 5 times I’m going to reblog it 8 more times.

(via mythic-ality)